I like Victoria's Secret like any other guy but that doesn't mean I want to be Victoria's Secret.
[ This is important to note. ]
I've also lost my pants. Where do I get some clothes?
[ Marco is a lying liar that lies: he never lost his pants and he is quick to figure out where to get some anyway.
But he's curious about the people here, even if he doesn't want to talk to them face to face. And he wants to invoke a reaction, but not too much of a reaction that will get him the wrong kind of attention.
And people are, like, super aware of the fear of the lack of pants. ]